Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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