Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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