the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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