Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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