To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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