yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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