I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Houston, we have a squirter
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
