Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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