i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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