yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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