another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm really busy with my period
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