Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Say something about gay babies.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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