Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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