I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Also, beer. Big fan.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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