I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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