Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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