Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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