i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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