i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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