There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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