We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
