i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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