I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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