He is such a slut. More and more my type.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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