Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
When did angry sex become our thing?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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