I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
