I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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