This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
