The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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