So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
