Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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