Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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