Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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