i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dick very happy bro
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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