I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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