Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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