I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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