David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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