drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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