I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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