you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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