I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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