google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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