Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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