found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
