It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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