i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
