You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
So here I am, sexting at work.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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