so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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