I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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