Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just gift wrapped bread.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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